I’m back!!

Posted: January 9, 2018 in Music

Who knew? My WordPress blog is still alive and kicking. Now I’m going to have to find some content. Feel free to message me with anything you’d like to see.

I’d like to think that the blogosphere exists as a refuge from the noise of social media. Let’s hope we can make that the case.

The New Band

Posted: August 18, 2013 in Music

Yes, Rick and I are playing together again. The new act is called “Rick and the 3d’s”, and is rounded out with Dave Massey (X- Channel 5) on drums and studio whiz Dan Jeffries on guitar.
We’re really happy with the way it’s sounding, and have a bunch of new gigs, so come on out. You can keep up to date on the band’s blog; http://rickandthe3ds.blogspot.ca.

Gigging this weekend…

Posted: May 29, 2013 in Music
Mark, in earlier times. Pretty sure he still has the hat...

Mark, in earlier times. Pretty sure he still has the hat…

…with a bunch of old friends…Mark C. Maxted (solo artist, Mark C. Maxted and the Outriders) on guitar and vocals, Pete Murphy (Wet Spots) on drums and, of course, Mr. Thorpe on guitar. We may even be able to convince Dan to sing a song or two.

The occaision is  the Phoenix Place “Steps Towards Freedom” walk-a-thon. We’re doing one set, as is Mark’s daughter, Katrina. Follow the link to register as a walker, or to sponsor someone who is walking….http://www.phoenixplace.ca/walkathon.html

I felt I should put up a little blog post about the project bass I’ve been working on for a couple of years now. I’m convinced it’s finished, but hey, that’s what I thought a couple of years ago.

This starts as one of those “I didn’t really mean to” to stories. Around Christmas  of 2010, I got my renewal for my satellite radio account. At almost exactly the same time, I happened to notice that Guitarfetish (GFS), the online parts supplier that Mr. Thorpe uses for his prototype builds, had started to carry bass necks and bodies. I thought, “For what they want for three years of satellite radio, I could buy enough parts to build myself a new bass. Hmmmmm…”

So, I ordered two pickups, a bridge, a maple neck, a Jazz-style body (I’d never owned a J bass before, and it had been 20 years since I’d had a bass with two pickups), a pickguard, and some tuners from GFS. I didn’t want to build a completely stock Fender-style bass; I had some ideas of my own, but more on that in a minute.

I recorded some of my reactions  as I basically took the parts out of the box:

The GFS neck

The GFS neck

“I think there’s a real possibility that you could look at the “sealed vintage-style neck” straight out of the box and be disappointed. The finish was rough, the frets were sprouty (a couple of them were really bad – do the guys putting these things together trim the frets off with pliers?) and the overall piece was kind of underwhelming. Now, I realize that these kind of projects never fall together and, like any project, be it finishing a basement or restoring a classic car, you’re going to be in for some fabbing and general elbow grease before you get it anywhere near where you want it.
According to GFS’ website, “This can make…a PERFECT vintage feel satin finish (Just give the neck a good once-over with some 0000 Steel Wool)”, so despite my initial misgivings, I had at it with the ol’ quadruple-ought, and lo and behold, about an hour (or maybe a bit longer) later, the neck actually felt good.
I left the frets to Dan – a few passes with a flat file, then a careful rounding-over with his fret files, and we were in business.
The profile is kinda like a 50’s “baseball bat” neck, but with a flatter, wider fingerboard. Overall, it’s a lot like its owner – chunky and comfortable.
The headstock is….well, it’s a headstock. I’m not thrilled with the shape (sorta 80’s Asian…Mann, maybe, or Hondo?), and there were some discussions about reshaping it, which is why there’s still no decal. However, the one issue that complicates that is…
I used GFS’ Wilkinson tuners, which are really solid and smooth, but BIG. The headstock had to be reamed out somewhat for the bushings, and the backing plate for the “G” tuner had to be rounded off with a grinder in order to not hang over the edge.”

The body and pickguard.

The body and pickguard.

Though the neck had some issues, the body was stellar from the get-go, a beautiful sunburst (which is curiously a three-colour sunburst on the front, but just black and red on the back); I realize that they’re made in China on a CNC machine, but I still don’t know how they manage to keep the retail price at 59.00. Made of paulownia wood (the Asian substitute for ash or alder), it’s really solid, and sounds great.

I’d gladly build another instrument with a GFS body.

The hardware was just as nice; I already mentioned the tuners, but the bridge was another bargain.

That sweet, sweet bridge...

That sweet, sweet bridge…

It’s a heavy cast piece à la Hipshot, fully adjustable with an Allen key, and nicely plated for some real sparkle, especially  compared to a stock Fender bridge. Again, I’d use this piece on any project I had going. How do they sell them for 19.95?

Now, I did mention that I didn’t want to build just a stock Jazz-style bass, so one of the things I thought I’d play with is the electronics. I’d heard rave reviews about the Music-Man style pickups that GFS sells, so I ordered one of those. For the treble pickup, I ordered GFS’ “Pro” style Jazz pickup.

I’m not a big “knobs and switches” guy, so my next challenge was “how do I control these pickups so that I can balance the sound, without the bass looking like it was designed by NASA?” In fact, what I really I wanted was something that looked simpler than a stock Jazz bass.

My dad had just bought me the terrific coffee table book “Fender: The Golden Age” for Christmas, and I started to look at the pictures of early Jazz basses, when they only had two controls; a “stacked” volume and tone control for each pickup. “Well”, I thought, “I can certainly use that idea”.

I ordered a 1962 Jazz control plate from the MusicZoo (the only genuine Fender part on the instrument), and got Dan to scrounge up the appropriate electronics: one “stacked” pot to control both the volume for the Jazz pickup, and the overall tone for the whole instrument, and a volume control with a push-pull switch built in, for the Music Man pickup. That allows me to shut off one of the coils  in the MM pickup to get a brighter, more balanced sound. Props to the MusicZoo for optimism, BTW; I ordered one twenty-dollar part from them, and now they email me catalogue shots of ten thousand dollar guitars every week!

Well, I’m at 900 words and I’ve just ordered the parts; I guess the build will be a separate thread.

…I figure this is a (mostly) music blog, so enough about baseball for the time being.

While in high school, there were few bigger influences on me than the Stones and Faces. Imagine my delight when, in late ’73, news came across the pond that the bands’ respective guitar players, Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood, had teamed up to work on Woody’s first solo album! It seemed almost too good to be true.

The genesis of the project, according to Keith, was that he was out on the town one night and bumped into Ronnie’s first wife, Krissie. She mentioned to Keith that Ronnie was up at their house in Richmond, working on a solo project, and why didn’t he drop by? Keith did, and wound up literally moving in until the album was finished; “I’ve Got My Own Album To Do” quietly became one of the best albums of the mid-70’s.

The title, of course, was a gentle dig at their respective bandmates; Rod Stewart, at the time, was recording his solo effort, “Smiler“, Ronnie Lane had just finished his first solo project, “Anymore for Anymore” , and even Stones’ bassist Bill Wyman had ventured into that territory with “Monkey Grip“. All this gave Keith and Ronnie the necessary time to themselves. Of course, both Rod and Mick Jagger eventually wound up contributing to Ronnie’s album.

In order to create some buzz around the album’s release, the musicians that recorded most of the album (Ronnie & Keith, with Face Ian Maclagan (keys), ex-Sly & the Family Stone Andy Newmark (drums), and veteran session bassist Willie Weeks) played a series of gigs at Kilburn Polytechnic (now part of the College of North West London). This band, though it was only together for the few weeks that the rehearsals and gigs took, is now sometimes referred to as “the First Barbarians” , in reference to Ronnie & Keith’s side project of the 80’s, the New Barbarians.

My impetus for this post is that I remember reading at the time that the gigs were filmed; I wondered if any footage had survived. Youtube, as usual, came through. To whit:

 

A few fun facts about the recording of the album and those shows:

  • Keith’s decision to move into Ronnie’s house may have been motivated by considerations other than creativity; Scotland Yard was looking for any excuse to bust him (he’d walked away from some firearms charges when police badly botched the investigation) and had his own London home in Cheyne Walk under 24-hour surveillance.
  • The house where the album was recorded, the Wick, is  an English Heritage Grade 1 listed building. Constructed in in 1775, one of the previous occupants was actor John Mills. While there, Keith stayed in daughter Hayley’s former bedroom.
  • Before this all took place, Keith and Ronnie were nodding acquaintances. After a few weeks they were bosom buddies, then semi-permanent guest stars in each other’s projects. By 1975, Ronnie had replaced the departing Mick Taylor as the “touring” second guitarist in the Stones and, though other people were auditioned (Wayne Perkins, Ry Cooder) became the last “official” member of the Stones in 1976. Everyone who’s played with them since (Darryl Jones, Chuck Leavell, Ian Mclagan, Blondie Chaplin) has been an employee.
  • Like the Pirates’ gigs at Dingwall’s, Woody’s concerts in the fall of 1974 seemed to be one of those touchstone moments for the nascent punk movement in the UK. Nick Kent relates how he was at one of  the concerts with Malcolm McLaren when Steve Jones, Paul Cook, Glen Matlock and first Sex Pistols guitarist Wally Nightingale suddenly appeared out of nowhere; not having the money for tickets, they had used their skills as second-story men and climbed in through a skylight in the roof!

Gregg Zaun has made much of the “new” Rogers Centre, but since he hardly ever posts to his blog, I figured I’d help him out a bit on mine.

The area formerly known as Windows restaurant.

The area formerly known as Windows restaurant.

For the uninitated, what’s happened is this; Windows, the restaurant that hung over centre field, and that was once a showpiece amenity for SkyDome, has been declining in popularity for several years. In order to get some of that appeal back (and to make it look like something other than a big empty restaurant smack-dab in the middle of the ballpark), Rogers brass decided to take all the glass out and convert it into a general admission, standing & sitting party area à la the Home Run Porch at Progressive Field. An admirable idea, to be sure, and one the younger fans (i.e. the ones who come to a ballpark to party) seem to be quite taken with.

Workmen reomoving all that pesky glass.

Workers removing all that pesky glass.

The issue, however, is that removing all that glass seems to have done something to the game on the field.

SkyDome/Rogers Centre has always been a hitter’s park, not as extreme as some, but definitely built for the bat. I’ve seen park factors as high as 113 for the building over its existence; in layman’s terms, that means one could reasonably expect to see 13% more offense there than at a theoretically “average” Major League ballpark. 13 seems awfully high to me; Baseball Prospectus, whose numbers are universally respected, has Rogers Centre listed at an average of 103 for the past three seasons – a hitter’s park, but not terribly so.

Though it’s really too early to gather meaningful statistical data for this year (park factor, bercause it’s based on an average of all Major League ballparks, is a moving target; it literally changes with every game played), it seems that the ball is jumping off the bat in Toronto. In the first six games there have been  47 (!) extra-base hits, including 23 home runs. Add to that, the number of seemingly catchable fly balls that have dropped in for hits; Melky Cabrera, especially, seems to be taking some funky routes to fly balls; is it because  it’s hard to get a good read, or are the pitchers missing their spots by that much, or is the ball suddenly caught in some sort of jet stream that makes it change trajectory?

The one that really made me wonder was hit on opening day; R. A. Dickey gave up what looked like a routine flyball to Asdrubal Cabrera, and it kept going, and going, and going…and wound up being a two-run home run. Dickey just shook his head, and so did I.

Again, this represents an extremely small sample size, and they haven’t played one game with the lid open yet – it’s been too cold. But flyball pitchers (Mark Buehrle, for example) should be at least a little concerned. You’d hate to see Toronto get into that situation where free agent pitchers instruct their agents not to return your calls.

I don’t think there’s any suggestion that Toronto’s ballpark with the roof closed is functioning as a giant Tupperware container, where the ball changes its flight path every time someone opens an outside door on the 200 level. At this point, it’s just something to keep an eye on. I think we may review this topic sometime around the All-Star break.

“I don’t know. I’ve never smoked the stuff”. – Tug McGraw, on artificial grass.

astroturf1Just before the baseball season began, I happened across an interview with Paul Beeston on TV. One of the topics, which has been discussed for a couple of years now,  was replacing the artificial turf in the Rogers Centre with real grass which, Beeston assured us, was contemplated “for either the 2015 or 2016 season”.

I reflected on this a little bit, and realized that the SkyDome (as it was called when it was built) and the Florida Suncoast Dome (as it was called when it was built) are the only two Major League ballparks that still have an artifical playing surface. Of course, the FSD is now better known as Tropicana Field, home of the Tampa Bay Rays.

This is particularly amazing when you consider that every single Major League ballpark built between 1970 and 1991 was constructed with an artifical playing surface. Though that might seem like sacrilege from this perspective, you have to remember that this was the first generation of modern sports stadiums (I’m pretty sure the Colosseum in Rome was publicly funded) which were built with taxpayer’s money. Prior to that, each team owned its own ballpark.

With the enormous (or so it seemed at the time) public expenditure involved, each building had to be an all-purpose facility that could be utilized up to 200 mights a year; housing not just 81 baseball home games, but the local NFL team, and rock concerts, and tractor pulls, and politcal conventions, and whatever other use local promoters could dream up.Thus, the justification for using an artificial surface was essentially, “we need to be able to switch quickly between events, and having a playing surface you can swap out is the only way to do that”.

The Astrodome

The Astrodome

The history of artificial turf is roughly thus: when Major League Baseball expanded to South Texas in 1962, it discovered that Texas heat and ravenous insects weren’t conducive to the grand pastoral game – more than once, a game had to be called on account of bugs. Judge Ray Hofheinz, the team’s principal owner, had an answer in his back pocket – the Harris County Domed Stadium. Move the game indoors (R. Buckminster Fuller had already assured Hofheinz that you could enclose an area the size of a ballpark, “provided you didn’t run out of money”), crank up the a/c , and “Play ball!”.

They installed a sprinkler system for the turf, and placed Lucite panels in the ceiling to let in sunlight. However, when it became apparent from the first game that the clear panels made flyballs impossible to see, they were painted over. As the paint dried, the grass died.

Assistant GM Tal Smith was sent to find a solution. Monsanto, as it turned out, had been working  on an artificial playing surface for some time, intending it to be used for high school and college fields; institutions who couldn’t afford to resod their grass fields after every rainy, muddy game. A deal was struck; the team got their turf and, in exchange, Monsanto got the free publicity. Because Houston was home to NASA’s Mission Control Center, and everyone in the US was space-struck at the time, the team (originally the Colt .45’s) became the Astros, the Harris County stadium became the Astrodome, and Monsanto’s fake grass became AstroTurf.

Then the dominoes started to fall; new facilities in Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Kansas City, Montreal, Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Seattle, San Diego, St. Louis & Toronto all had artificial turf. It changed the way the game was played – speed became king. Punch-and-Judy hitters learned that they could chop the ball off the infield and leg out a base hit; infielders learned that they could skip the ball off the turf on a throw to first and actually get it there quicker.

Incidentally, this is why I get such a chuckle out of people who say, “I’m a baseball purist. I like natural grass. And bunts. And stolen bases. And the hit and run.” The running game was one helluva lot more of a sound strategy on AstroTurf. If you like natural grass, you should like the Earl Weaver brand of baseball – pitching, defense and the three-run home run!

One other oft-ignored point about artificial turf is that it does nothing for the comfort of the occupants of the stadium. Aside from the injury concerns of players working on what is essentially thinly-carpeted concrete, it’s no better for the fans. On a hot day, natural grass will absorb the CO₂ exhaled by the fans and release cooling oxygen into the atmosphere. Artificial turf just acts like a giant mirror and reflects the heat back into the stands.

Ballparks built in the early part of 20th century were mostly retired in the late 50’s and early 60’s, having a lifespan of around 50 years. The AstroTurf generation started to be replaced in the early part of this century, sometimes barely 30 years after construction. And, of course, now that they’d had a taste of public money, it was very difficult to wean teams away from the teat – they were a “public institution” (albeit privately owned), after all, and a source of civic pride.

Camden Yards

Camden Yards

Was it of necessity that teams needed new ballparks, or was it fashion? In the 70’s, new ballparks were moving to the suburbs, following the fans. In the late 80’s, starting with SkyDome, stadia started moving back downtown, becoming centerpieces of urban renewal projects. Then Camden Yards in Baltimore came along, and the floodgates opened; every team had to have a retro-style ballpark, with modern amenities, right downtown. The public funding was usually disguised in the form of a lottery or consumption tax (hotel taxes were popular – locals don’t stay in downtown hotels, right? Let the out-of-towners pay for it).

So what of the three remaining turf-era ballparks? Kansas City got real grass in 1995, courtesy of legendary Superbowl groundskeeper George Toma. That leaves the two domes. The  Trop is, I think, stuck with an artificial surface – the roof doesn’t open, and even with the best team in the AL East, they don’t draw enough fans to convince anyone to build them a new ballpark; besides, the building they play in is barely 20 years old. So, the Rogers Centre is it;  the last turf park that doesn’t need to be. Let’s hope it changes. Soon.

So baseball season is upon us again. Because I am regarded as something of an expert (God knows why; I’ve always thought “baseball expert” to be something of an oxymoron) by friends and relations, I am always asked at this time of year, “How’s Toronto gonna do?”

Who loves ya, baby?

Who loves ya, baby?

For the last decade or so, the answer has seemed so obvious, I’ve considered having this T-shirt made to save wear & tear on the ol’ voicebox. For those who had a more thorough grasp of the situation, my answer would be more along the lines of  “they’ve made some decent moves in the offseason, and should be good for 85 – 90 wins, but that just ain’t gonna do it in the American League East.”

Which, in turn, brings us to this year. The Red Sox are coming off a gawdawful season in which nothing seemed to go right, the Yankees are aged and injured, and the Orioles seem to have had a bad case of horseshoes last year and are likely to come back to the pack. Only the Rays, with a deep, versatile roster and a manager who is rapidly becoming legend (à la Earl Weaver or Tony LaRussa), seem to have maintained the status quo.

This leaves the Toronto Blue Jays (notice how I never say our Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t work for the team, nor do I own shares in the team.  That said, I’m pretty sure my Rogers bundle bill has helped pay for a few free agents in its time).

The Blue Jays have had another offseason where they have made some big, big moves to get star players (C’mon, stop acting like this is the first time since 1993. Remember Roger Clemens? Jose Canseco? A.J. Burnett? B.J. Ryan? Frank Thomas?), and would seem to be legitimate contenders in what may no longer be baseball’s toughest division.

How do we explain Rogers’ sudden magnaminity in 2013? Changes in the way baseball shares revenue between teams, primarily. In the past, Major League Baseball has been accused of subsidizing teams that were doing little to improve their on-field product and, regardless of the veracity of that opinion, new rules were quietly put in place to change those optics.

Toronto is, according to MLB, a “have” franchise; in fact, it’s the fourth-largest single-team market in the Major Leagues. To quote from the above Fangraphs article, “Beginning in 2013, big-market teams will forfeit an increasing percentage of revenue-sharing proceeds. The forfeited funds will be shared among the high-performing teams, in proportion to their Performance Factors.” So, in simpler terms, for large-market clubs, “losing now costs you money”.

Will it all work out for Toronto? Well, first and foremost, it took major cajones on both sides of the table to make those deals. Toronto didn’t rob anyone; they gave up stud prospects to get the players they did. Roll the clock back to 1987; Detroit trading John Smoltz for 11 starts of Doyle Alexander looked good at the time, but how did it work out, on balance? You just don’t know. Alex Anthopoulos’ legacy is, to this point, the guy who was never afraid to roll the dice. Those were the best deals to be made, and he made them, no regrets.

Jose Reyes is the guy I look forward to seeing most. However, he’s been sidelined 11 times in his career with hamstring problems. He played 160 games last year, but it’s been suggested his defense seemed to regress somewhat, and this year will be the first time he’s had to play 81 home games on turf.

What about the other teams in the division? I’m sorry, the Rays are still the class of the bunch. The Rod Sox can’t possibly be worse, but they are using Mike Napoli as a first baseman, who the Jays had in the 2011-12 offseason, and never once considered as a replacement for Adam Lind. The Orioles are going to have to, I think, relinquish their glass slipper to one of the ugly stepsisters, but they do have arguably the best player in the division (Adam Jones) and a serious Rookie of the Year prospect (Dylan Bundy). The Yankees are, well the Yankees. You can never bet against them doing something special, even if they just tread water until they get everyone back. It’ll be interesting to see what happens with A-Rod; there will be enormous pressure on him to retire the whole time he’s rehabbing, to relieve the Yankees of some of  the US$114 million (!) they still owe him over the next five years.

And the Jays? Well, we’ll just have to see. But I’m not having that t-shirt printed this year.

"I already had a gig when they asked me to do Game of Thrones..."

“I already had a gig when they asked me to do Game of Thrones…”

Wilko Johnson has played his last gig, according to a story in the Daily Express. He was hoping to do a series of gigs on his home turf of Canvey Island in Essex, but his failing health wouldn’t allow it.

The Johnsons: Anders, Mike, Axl, Ty & Grandpa

The Johnsons: Anders, Mike, Axl, Ty & Grandpa

Who knew that the best show  currently on broadcast TV would be from New Zealand?

Funny, smart and hip, it’s the story of Norse gods whose ancestors were exiled to the southern hemisphere by the rampant fundamentalist Christianity of late 19th century Europe. What makes it all work, though, isn’t the “God stuff”, as they call it on the show, but the family dynamic.

Emmett Skilton (Axl Johnson) plays the perfect awkward young man trying to find his place in the world, and his brothers (played by Tim Balme, Dean O’Gorman, and Jared Turner) are, well, brothers…you want to kill them one minute and…kill them again the next.

It’s shown in Canada on Space on Monday nights, where they are currently about 2/3 of the way through the second season. However, if you haven’t watched it at all, I recommend watching the whole series from scratch. Although each episode hangs together nicely as a unique story, the character development is very much serialized, as you would expect from people learning to cope with their godly powers.

Season three is currently shooting in NZ.